Tuesday 18 February 2014

#2 FEMALE ~ Flinger / Fighter / Familiar / Firmer / Floater / Fairy


What better way to continue my post than with a sequel focusing on the other side of the coin - WOMAN.

To Men : Getting into the heads of your opponent is the first step to Winning. They don't get simpler than this.
To Women : Just Read and Identify yourself  !

As is the practice these days, i will begin with a disclaimer for the people who misunderstand easily than understand what i am trying to say in my post.
                                             
 Disclaimer

Firstly if you think this is a post about how horrible, WOMEN are then just stop reading and leave. Now that the ass holes have left my page, to the remaining sensible(hopefully!!!) readers, this post will talk about the kind of women i have come across. The good The bad The ugly and The between (Psychological Personalitywise not the physical segmentation ). Do understand i am not claiming to have seen all the specimens of the species nor are you to conclude that my observations are intentionally derogatory or biased. They are mere perceptions and observations extracted from lives and people around me. I didn't hold back when i gave up the darkest places in a Man's mind and heart, i will show no mercy to WOMAN. I am an absolute believer in equality. I am placing my faith, in my right to express within reasonable constraint not to offend anyone or anything.





A Woman's heart is a maze in a haze with numerous pitfalls to navigate and never with an easy path in or out. Their cycle of love doesn't have or go through phases the way men do. For women the boundaries between the phases are blurry, intertwined and entangled. To establish some sense of flow for the directional Male readers , i will give out profiles (totally made up by me and can't be backed by any empirical data so you can choose to trash them just don't trash me) of different women grouped by their social behaviours/thoughts/mindsets based on women that i have crossed paths with. Again i am not trying to go all Dr. Phil on you. I don't mean to direct any of my observations towards any particular person. It is about giving an insight for Men about how women work, similar to the way my previous post was to enlighten WOMEN.





The Flinger :

You don't notice them they notice you. She is in your face before you can blink. She is always on the prowl for an easy meal. Lies roll off her tongue like water of off a glacier. With little morals or ethics she runs after anything that shines. She would be the one to steal your boyfriend or wife or the one cheating on her husband/boy friend for all the wrong reasons(I do believe there can be right reasons to cheat on someone). Power, Wealth, Popularity and Luxury are her biggest turn ons. She is more lustful than loving. She may or may not be physically attractive but definitely is loud, snoopy and slutty. They are the female equivalent of Casanova. Don't assume that the young beautiful woman you see on an old wealthy fart's arm to be from this category. Some of them truly are in LOVE. The Flinger is the one who will move on to greener pastures the minute  they learn that the current well has dried out.

After each line if you went "This is not me, This is not me, Thank God this is never me". Then you are a BORE !


The Fighter :

First thing you will notice about her is she is her favourite. They Love themselves. So they crave the best in everything. But they thrive under attention that is their deepest unrequited desire . Make her feel like she is the reincarnation of goddess Aphrodite. Easy to impress. They reach high but settle low.It is difficult for them to let go of their DREAM LOVE but they in the end take a practical way out.The best may get her the lime light she wants but the light is a secondary reflection. They love their freedom, they can flirt with other guys but for their man flirting or even getting friendly is a strict no-no. So most of their relationships are with guys who are insecure, who dote on them and patiently put up with all of their fits. They LOVE you ardently too. But stop running after them and things will start going south pretty quickly. Stand in the way of their happiness and they will fight with you/their family/the society/anyone for whatever they choose from CAREER, YOU, HER FAMILY, ANYONE, ANYTHING !

Most independent modern woman are Fighters. Men still have to deal with their insecurities before they begin to appreciate a Strong woman.


The Familiar :

One of two categories of WOMAN who a guy would need to be very very lucky to have as a partner. At the same time has to be very very lucky or unlucky to have crossed paths with her depending on whether they stay together or not. The familiar is the most lovable and most complicated woman of all. She has the clearest(As clear as woman can get) of ideas on family, values, love, friendship, career and life. They understand their constraints, limitations well enough. But they also know when the right guy walks into their life. This is the cause of their greatest joy and misery based on how flexible or rigid her world is.These women are the intellectual,sensible, sensitive and rational ones who plan and prepare. They have set of goals for their careers. List of qualities they want in their ideal guy. The qualities are not over the top but realistic. The draw back is that they are not flexible. Their priorities rarely change. So when they are put in a corner and forced to choose between two things they want, say family or you, you or career, family or career they freak out. Mess up. They are the hardest guys find to forget or ignore as they lack any kind of malice. In a rational world, these WOMAN would be the happiest of the lot to be around, living life to the fullest but due to their morality they are the most restrained conflicted woman. No one enforces those limitations on them. They do it to themselves to avoid PAIN to the significant others in their lives. They are not self centered but they do have a center, which can be anything. All their world revolves around that one center. The center never changes, no matter how overwhelming the evidence saying that the center is the cause of misery in their life, the center will never lose its prominence. If you are in a relationship with them and if her family/career/whatever is the center, if is aligned to your life then you have hit the jack pot. If not based on her priority list the lower ranked items who ever or whatever they are have to go. They give their 110 percent in a relationship. Break up when necessary with equal resolve. Who ever they marry they become committed wives with utmost fervor. 

In Relationship : With her HEAVEN. After : Without her HELL.

~ Turns out more Woman identify themselves with this, which is actually BAD for MEN everywhere ~


The Firmer :

Guys who wished they could hold on to their Familiars, you still have a shot at Happiness ! Second Category of the Ideal woman a Man can hope for. Very similar to the Familiar but more resolved and resolute. Differing primarily on the fact that they are relatively flexible in their priorities. Have more fore sight and take a call on relationships prior to getting into them than getting into a relationship and then worrying about how to mange them. Guys will find them very approachable but cross your limits and you will receive a good smack right across your face. Believer of friendships, companionship but distant from a relationship. Tad bit more practical than the familiar but equally sensible, smart, intellectual etc. If the Familiar have 60-40 heart to brains, then the Firmer have 60-40 brains to heart ratio. Romance is not high on their cards but loyalty, respect, financial security and social status are highly valued by them. They are firm in their decisions, not that they are not plagued by the characteristic confusion woman have but they have a better grip on it. A decision once taken is rarely revoked. They don't fight but plan ahead ensuring they get through things without having the need to offend, engage, argue or fight with any significant person in their lives. If they foresee a conflict they just drop the issue then and there. Guys are better off trying to get to these woman through their families than directly approaching them. Get the family's approval and you are good to go.

Woman if you were reading this and went "STOP ! Am i a Firmer or a Familiar?" then you are most probably not a Firmer.

The world would be a more happier place if there were more of YOU !


The Floater :

These women are truly the Damsel in distress you see in the fairy tales. Guys will never manage to keep them out of trouble. They will need some one to be at their beck and call all the time. They are innocent, fallible and down right dumb. They are sweet but frustratingly stupid woman. Easily manipulated and influenced, these woman usually are under the wing of one of the other category of woman. Usually the floater are invisible as their identity is lost in the shadow of the dominant other category WOMAN. With no particular direction in mind, going with the flow of times, doing what her close circle directs her to do(can be her family, group of friends or any random stranger), on the look out for their prince charming. They do have their hidden views, desires, aims and goals but are more comfortable playing safe. They are terrified of failure, vulnerable and insecure. The most exploited grouping of woman. Limited by their exposure, either due to social restraints, paternal pampering or abuse and other helpless reasons they remain in their shells building a cocoon of fragile glass. Most woman in this phase eventually move into other personalities depending on the kind of life experiences they have and interpret.

You make the best DAUGHTERS ~ difficult Girl friends ~ handful Wives !


The Fairy :

It might as well be blasphemy to include this grouping here but it is still a rare but existing group of WOMAN. This is not a passing phase. This is the ultimate form. There is no changing from this if she gets here. They may have begun in any of the other five groupings but they take all the lessons life had offered them and convert it into something beautiful. They too crave love but they are not limited by the kind of relationship(from a MAN/FAMILY/ANYTHING). Risen above petty confusions of choice , they strive for a dream , to achieve a goal bigger than themselves, to leave a mark on society at large. They are not big on show off, you know them by the emotion they evoke in your heart that they truly are Fairies. This group might as well be mythical if not for the few existing WOMAN who embody all the perfections and none of the flaws of WOMANHOOD.




There can be no assurance that a WOMAN in one grouping may at any instant either belong to just one group or may continue to be in a group all her life. Woman can move around these segments or be a mix of them, they are too complex to be so simplified. MEN can only pray to god that the WOMAN in their life is in the right group or has the right mix !






One thing that you should be vary about the most with any woman is, you can be damn well sure that she is trying to impress you and wants you to be impressed by her but she has no intentions of having any kind of relationship you more than your full attention. You can wonder that this maybe true in a sense about men too but believe you me when i tell you that however attracted a guy maybe to her if he is trying then he is going for a score and nothing less.

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~ You may be the wisest in the land, but if you love a woman then irrationality is your only savior to avoid insanity.

 

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