#2 FEMALE ~ Flinger / Fighter / Familiar / Firmer / Floater / Fairy

What better way to continue my post than with a sequel focusing on the other side of the coin - WOMAN.

To Men : Getting into the heads of your opponent is the first step to Winning. They don't get simpler than this.
To Women : Just Read and Identify yourself  !

As is the practice these days, i will begin with a disclaimer for the people who misunderstand easily than understand what i am trying to say in my post.

                                             

 Disclaimer

Firstly if you think this is a post about how horrible, WOMEN are then just stop reading and leave. Now that the ass holes have left my page, to the remaining sensible(hopefully!!!) readers, this post will talk about the kind of women i have come across. The good The bad The ugly and The between (Psychological Personalitywise not the physical segmentation ). Do understand i am not claiming to have seen all the specimens of the species nor are you to conclude that my observations are intentionally derogatory or biased. They are mere perceptions and observations extracted from lives and people around me. I didn't hold back when i gave up the darkest places in a Man's mind and heart, i will show no mercy to WOMAN. I am an absolute believer in equality. I am placing my faith, in my right to express within reasonable constraint not to offend anyone or anything.

A Woman's heart is a maze in a haze with numerous pitfalls to navigate and never with an easy path in or out. Their cycle of love doesn't have or go through phases the way men do. For women the boundaries between the phases are blurry, intertwined and entangled. To establish some sense of flow for the directional Male readers , i will give out profiles (totally made up by me and can't be backed by any empirical data so you can choose to trash them just don't trash me) of different women grouped by their social behaviours/thoughts/mindsets based on women that i have crossed paths with. Again i am not trying to go all Dr. Phil on you. I don't mean to direct any of my observations towards any particular person. It is about giving an insight for Men about how women work, similar to the way my previous post was to enlighten WOMEN.

The Flinger :

You don't notice them they notice you. She is in your face before you can blink. She is always on the prowl for an easy meal. Lies roll off her tongue like water of off a glacier. With little morals or ethics she runs after anything that shines. She would be the one to steal your boyfriend or wife or the one cheating on her husband/boy friend for all the wrong reasons(I do believe there can be right reasons to cheat on someone). Power, Wealth, Popularity and Luxury are her biggest turn ons. She is more lustful than loving. She may or may not be physically attractive but definitely is loud, snoopy and slutty. They are the female equivalent of Casanova. Don't assume that the young beautiful woman you see on an old wealthy fart's arm to be from this category. Some of them truly are in LOVE. The Flinger is the one who will move on to greener pastures the minute  they learn that the current well has dried out.

After each line if you went "This is not me, This is not me, Thank God this is never me". Then you are a BORE !

The Fighter :

First thing you will notice about her is she is her favourite. They Love themselves. So they crave the best in everything. But they thrive under attention that is their deepest unrequited desire . Make her feel like she is the reincarnation of goddess Aphrodite. Easy to impress. They reach high but settle low.It is difficult for them to let go of their DREAM LOVE but they in the end take a practical way out.The best may get her the lime light she wants but the light is a secondary reflection. They love their freedom, they can flirt with other guys but for their man flirting or even getting friendly is a strict no-no. So most of their relationships are with guys who are insecure, who dote on them and patiently put up with all of their fits. They LOVE you ardently too. But stop running after them and things will start going south pretty quickly. Stand in the way of their happiness and they will fight with you/their family/the society/anyone for whatever they choose from CAREER, YOU, HER FAMILY, ANYONE, ANYTHING !

Most independent modern woman are Fighters. Men still have to deal with their insecurities before they begin to appreciate a Strong woman.

The Familiar :

One of two categories of WOMAN who a guy would need to be very very lucky to have as a partner. At the same time has to be very very lucky or unlucky to have crossed paths with her depending on whether they stay together or not. The familiar is the most lovable and most complicated woman of all. She has the clearest(As clear as woman can get) of ideas on family, values, love, friendship, career and life. They understand their constraints, limitations well enough. But they also know when the right guy walks into their life. This is the cause of their greatest joy and misery based on how flexible or rigid her world is.These women are the intellectual,sensible, sensitive and rational ones who plan and prepare. They have set of goals for their careers. List of qualities they want in their ideal guy. The qualities are not over the top but realistic. The draw back is that they are not flexible. Their priorities rarely change. So when they are put in a corner and forced to choose between two things they want, say family or you, you or career, family or career they freak out. Mess up. They are the hardest guys find to forget or ignore as they lack any kind of malice. In a rational world, these WOMAN would be the happiest of the lot to be around, living life to the fullest but due to their morality they are the most restrained conflicted woman. No one enforces those limitations on them. They do it to themselves to avoid PAIN to the significant others in their lives. They are not self centered but they do have a center, which can be anything. All their world revolves around that one center. The center never changes, no matter how overwhelming the evidence saying that the center is the cause of misery in their life, the center will never lose its prominence. If you are in a relationship with them and if her family/career/whatever is the center, if is aligned to your life then you have hit the jack pot. If not based on her priority list the lower ranked items who ever or whatever they are have to go. They give their 110 percent in a relationship. Break up when necessary with equal resolve. Who ever they marry they become committed wives with utmost fervor. 

In Relationship : With her HEAVEN. After : Without her HELL.

~ Turns out more Woman identify themselves with this, which is actually BAD for MEN everywhere ~

The Firmer :

Guys who wished they could hold on to their Familiars, you still have a shot at Happiness ! Second Category of the Ideal woman a Man can hope for. Very similar to the Familiar but more resolved and resolute. Differing primarily on the fact that they are relatively flexible in their priorities. Have more fore sight and take a call on relationships prior to getting into them than getting into a relationship and then worrying about how to mange them. Guys will find them very approachable but cross your limits and you will receive a good smack right across your face. Believer of friendships, companionship but distant from a relationship. Tad bit more practical than the familiar but equally sensible, smart, intellectual etc. If the Familiar have 60-40 heart to brains, then the Firmer have 60-40 brains to heart ratio. Romance is not high on their cards but loyalty, respect, financial security and social status are highly valued by them. They are firm in their decisions, not that they are not plagued by the characteristic confusion woman have but they have a better grip on it. A decision once taken is rarely revoked. They don't fight but plan ahead ensuring they get through things without having the need to offend, engage, argue or fight with any significant person in their lives. If they foresee a conflict they just drop the issue then and there. Guys are better off trying to get to these woman through their families than directly approaching them. Get the family's approval and you are good to go.

Woman if you were reading this and went "STOP ! Am i a Firmer or a Familiar?" then you are most probably not a Firmer.

The world would be a more happier place if there were more of YOU !

The Floater :

These women are truly the Damsel in distress you see in the fairy tales. Guys will never manage to keep them out of trouble. They will need some one to be at their beck and call all the time. They are innocent, fallible and down right dumb. They are sweet but frustratingly stupid woman. Easily manipulated and influenced, these woman usually are under the wing of one of the other category of woman. Usually the floater are invisible as their identity is lost in the shadow of the dominant other category WOMAN. With no particular direction in mind, going with the flow of times, doing what her close circle directs her to do(can be her family, group of friends or any random stranger), on the look out for their prince charming. They do have their hidden views, desires, aims and goals but are more comfortable playing safe. They are terrified of failure, vulnerable and insecure. The most exploited grouping of woman. Limited by their exposure, either due to social restraints, paternal pampering or abuse and other helpless reasons they remain in their shells building a cocoon of fragile glass. Most woman in this phase eventually move into other personalities depending on the kind of life experiences they have and interpret.

You make the best DAUGHTERS ~ difficult Girl friends ~ handful Wives !

The Fairy :

It might as well be blasphemy to include this grouping here but it is still a rare but existing group of WOMAN. This is not a passing phase. This is the ultimate form. There is no changing from this if she gets here. They may have begun in any of the other five groupings but they take all the lessons life had offered them and convert it into something beautiful. They too crave love but they are not limited by the kind of relationship(from a MAN/FAMILY/ANYTHING). Risen above petty confusions of choice , they strive for a dream , to achieve a goal bigger than themselves, to leave a mark on society at large. They are not big on show off, you know them by the emotion they evoke in your heart that they truly are Fairies. This group might as well be mythical if not for the few existing WOMAN who embody all the perfections and none of the flaws of WOMANHOOD.

There can be no assurance that a WOMAN in one grouping may at any instant either belong to just one group or may continue to be in a group all her life. Woman can move around these segments or be a mix of them, they are too complex to be so simplified. MEN can only pray to god that the WOMAN in their life is in the right group or has the right mix !

One thing that you should be vary about the most with any woman is, you can be damn well sure that she is trying to impress you and wants you to be impressed by her but she has no intentions of having any kind of relationship you more than your full attention. You can wonder that this maybe true in a sense about men too but believe you me when i tell you that however attracted a guy maybe to her if he is trying then he is going for a score and nothing less.

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~ You may be the wisest in the land, but if you love a woman then irrationality is your only savior to avoid insanity.

 

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#1 MAN : Like ~ Infatuation ~ Affair ~ Friendship ~ Love

I know, I know it is one of the most common , most discussed or rather most ruminated subjects in the World across ages, regions and what not. But there are things that no matter how much we talk about there is always something left unsaid and this is one such subject. Every person believes that they are an expert on this subject matter and yes, you are an expert in your own right. This blog being mine and i considering myself one such expert will give you my take on it, if you disagree with it write your own freaking BLOG.

Before i begin , to all those snobs out there who think too highly of themselves this page is specially for YOU. I would also like to clarify that all the opinions i express here are totally based on things i have come across and my views on what i have seen. How i think, behave and act is not the only basis for my writing. You don't need to wonder about how good/bad my life has or has not been based on what i write. I will take up the guy's side of things for the obvious reason that i can tell you about my world without second guessing anything. Though i regard myself to be a good navigator of the women's side of things i am trying to act a tab bit humble and am staying away from that for now. So gals read carefully and you will gain some knowledge of what we are thinking in our heads(I know that you think 'sex' is all we think about and you may be right on most counts but there are other important little things too ). Sorry guys for letting them know that we are not as simple minded as women believe us to be, on second thought i am not !

 

Men Like ALL Women :

The line says it all. There are no exceptions. Get this thing clearly in your head. It doesn't matter how you look, your age, weight, height, complexion or any physical feature we like you. All you have to worry about it how much more we like the next one. What most women misunderstand is this very fact. We like you doesn't mean anything more than we like you. Maybe our like is different from your like. We may give you more attention than is necessary than the other gal beside you but as i said before that is because we like you more than her. Men are not pigs or dogs , men are monkeys. We are attracted to shiny objects , we act obsessed but it is for a short while , we move on to better shinny objects. However not all men follow this pattern for long. To each his own. Each man over time develops a schema of the tolerable women in his heads, and when he does come across her , the like , obsess and move on phase takes a turn to other aspects.

Men have a crush every other day :

With the horribly askew sex ratio and thanks to the millenia of reinforcement men are constantly on the look out for a suitable mate. Add to this boiling pot of testosterone the constant stream of cosmetically enhanced herbally treated beautifully dressed women and he is bound to fall for every other her. Crush goes beyond like. Most crushes won't make sense in the long run. The schema men carry are not a solid prioritized list of things though the top few qualities i assume are common across men. Size does matter and yes bigger the better. So effectively for men to have a crush on you, means he has not gone beyond what he can see and perceive in the first 5 seconds of your meeting. The better built you are(keep in mind , better here is subjective to the pool of women this man in consideration has exposure to and not to how you may see yourself) the more chances of he skipping to the crush phase with you. The crush phase is usually characterized by drooling(figuratively), complementing you(men don't complement you unless they are atleast in this phase ~ men like too many women to complement all the women they like), checking up on your eating habits or general well being and foremost warding off or atleast trying to ward off potential competition. We guys talk extraaaaa sweet to you(ladies) on your face and talk horrible shit about you when we are among other guys who know you and that is because we have a crush on you, don't want other guys to succeed where we failed and we know you are out of our league !! I know we are horrible, but Animal live by the code ~ Anything and Everything to get an edge !

From the crush phase depending on how women react men move to Friendship or Affair phases

Men believe in Multiple Affairs:

 

This phase i most loathe but like any other guy enjoy the most as long as it lasts. Affair is purely physical. The cravings of our body, driven solely by lust. Men know that she is the wrong fit , there is no future and are in it just for SEX.  We try and keep the relation as shallow as possible , steering clear from forming any bond with the women's family , friends or anything that would make things too real. In case it becomes impossible for us to employ evasive tactics we have a great ability to zone out your droning and act as if we care(We don't care and we put up with you because we were foolish enough not to plan for a back up). We may simultaneously be traveling in multiple boats because we are not prepared to put up with any single woman's crap and when one boat is low we jump ship and when that starts to sink we jump to another which is sailing high winds. The women we are with match the schema we have in our heads just enough to let us barely put up with them. The minute we find a greener pasture we move on. This is the phase where the crush comes to wither and die.

Men commit faster to Friendships(comparatively):

 

Have given it a fair bit of thought but never sure of whether this phase is good or bad. There are a multitude of reasons to get to this phase and scores of choices to leave this phase. From the phase of crush most move on to the affair phase when the response from the naive women is encouraging. But occasionally the signals are encouraging and terrifying at the same time. We men know this women is much more than a crush, she is special but how special we are not sure. We confide in them, allow them to make changes in our lives consciously or unconsciously. Let them interrupt during our marathon gaming sessions(These are first signs of things getting serious). The schema in our heads seems to be morphing , we are not matching this women to the schema but the schema to the women. These women tend to alter our idea of the ideal women. We may not agree but we love this. We love the attention, no matter how old you are women have the ability to turn men to kids who are insecure and who crave attention n care. We thrive in friendships because it is a commitment without the actual restrain of monogamy(Life is still flexible). They make their own space in our messy world's. These friends may be come an integral part of our lives who we adore and love(in a cross between sisterly motherly friendly weird sort of way which falls neither here nor there). And at times these women become the center stones of our world. Then you know you are heading for some deep shit trouble !!! And god forbid if over the years the women reciprocates the same feelings then you are smack in LOVE !

Men really do fall very very deeply in LOVE(You have to be sure it is love for this to be true):

 

Love is very hard to find. Men believe in Love too but they also believe it rarely happens. We grudgingly take the leap but we enjoy the fall more than anything else. Love is not a complicated matter that needs a super computer to be understood for Men. If we listen to your crap and we sport a genuine smile on our faces then we know we love you. Men fall in love and the schema in their heads goes for a toss. The kind of a woman you are , how ever annoying or stupid you maybe you are the most amazing thing to have happened to us. When you become the center of our world, our whole life will run around you. We will turn our lives up side down to make things work and keep you happy. It is no competition but if it were , men beat women at love. We understand the gravity of love and how precious and rare it is. We do boink around a lot but when we do fall for you, you are the world to us. No one and nothing matters more. True love withstands time and turmoil. It is like the hunt for Aliens or God, usually the non believers are the ones to find them first !

~ In all the phases there is a simple short way out other than going to the next phase, you just quit and move on to some one else and start over. Or else it may happen that you thought you quit but you may return and continue the progress but the way a phase is structured mostly stays the same.

*Also to be noted, the typical relationship cycle , or the societal definition of a successful relationship cycle ends with a Marriage which i have not accounted for. That demands another blog post all by itself so i am putting it aside for a future time.

** Please do note, i am writing only about normal men who are humans , at points i may treat them and consider them animalistic and objectify women but that is strictly in lines of man is a social animal. I am in no way endorsing the sick inhuman so called MEN of our society committing atrocities against women. If you find anything offensive i would be glad to remove that. All things i have said are in context of normal social interactions between sexes without any malice or brutality. Only with the context of intimate relationships being established or pursued. My intent was only to humor and any ill will if expressed was not intentional.

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